Iconic 1970s act, Boney M, has been linked to a spike in mental health conditions in an Otago workplace.
Dr Why When, of Crazy Clinic, said the repetitive beat, off-key singing along, stupid lyrics, and overall retro-gayness of the music was causing people to hide under their desks in a fetal position.
“Ma Baker, she loved her three sons”, said Dr When. “Ra Ra Rasputin, There’s a Brown Girl in the Ring by the Rivers of Babalon”.
Why said (whilst shivering and taking some pretty high powered medication) that his biggest concern was the unanswered questions raised by the questionably talented vocalists.
“How? HOW? How shall we swing the lords song, in a strange land?”
